Falling Upstairs

The funny thing about toddlers is they fall. All the time. Sometimes it’s tragic, and my daughter’s screams just make me want to weep with pity. Other times it’s freaking hilarious and I stifle laughter while wiping away her tears. I mean, really–running into the doorway? Or listening to her say, “Run, run, run, run….” BOOM! Priceless.

Yesterday, though, I was starting to feel like a toddler myself. Not falling so much as accident prone. Clark the cat, bless her, tried to jump on my lap, missed (okay, I moved at the last second), and scratched/punctured me knee. Ouch.

Then Z thumped into my lap to read a book and crunched my finger. Ouch again, but I recovered quickly and went on to read Baby Bear’s Books (Jane Yolen) through gritted teeth.

Finally, during Five O’Clock Disco Dance Breakdown, I did the electric slide onto a small pink prism for the shape sorter cube. I truly thought my dancing days were over. Husband had to work late, so I limped around for the rest of the evening, giving Z her bath [UPDATE: She now takes her bath in the bathtub proper, and the infant tub is stored in the garage, waiting for Z’s hypothetical sibling] and getting her ready for bed. I thought of using my practically broken foot as an excuse not to exercise today, but I couldn’t even trick myself, so I guess it’s not that bad.

Still hurts, though.

Today has been better. I walked behind Z as she climbed upstairs and watched her take risks. She let go of my hand, then let go of the railing, then twisted sideways, gallumped up two steps, paused on the third. She gave a sort of hop. Fine of course, no falls. Toddlers fall down frequently, but the beauty of it is they have something adults grow out of: resilience and fearlessness.

My foot still hurts, and I’m going to be extra vigilant when “clearing the dance floor” in the future.

[Further UPDATE: The vertical blinds ARE GONE! Husband read my entry “The Land of Dull Knives and Duller Wits” and I think something spoke to him. Next time I’ll complain about the macabre drapes in the front room. It will be magic! I write, and they disappear!]


  1. Dana · May 19, 2010

    Oh dear, I hope that wasn’t my shape sorter cube that you nearly crippled yourself on.

    I like the bandaids!

    • bethhull · May 19, 2010

      It WAS your shape sorter cube. I didn’t curse you…at least not out loud. 🙂

  2. Becky · May 20, 2010

    I happen to think those drapes in the front room are amazing. By the way, Z is super cute, even from behind. I can’t believe how big she is getting!

  3. Randi · May 21, 2010

    She looks so tall! I’m glad the mini tub didn’t stunt her growth!

    • bethhull · May 22, 2010

      Just so you know, she LIKED that mini-tub. 😛

  4. Rachel Cunningham · May 31, 2010

    You can’t get rid of the drapes until you take your vampire-author photo in front of them!

    • bethhull · May 31, 2010

      I’ll take that photo tomorrow then. Wearing fake fangs. 🙂

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