The Challenge of Turning 30

The clock is ticking and I’ve got six months left of my twenties. I want to do them right.

The thing is, I feel like a kid most of the time. There’re all kinds of things I don’t know how to do or even handle, and so like the bibliophile I am I turned to a book. I (rather smugly) gave this one to Husband when he turned 30:

30 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do Before Turning 30, by Siobhan Adcock.

Here they are (lifted from the back of the book) (with slight commentary as embellishment where necessary):

  1. wrap a present
  2. start a successful fire in a fireplace, at a campsite, and in a barbecue
  3. finish a piece of furniture
  4. get a raise (whahahaha!)
  5. order wine at a restaurant without getting stiffed
  6. parallel park in three breathtakingly beautiful movements
  7. dance a “slow dance” without looking like an idiot
  8. use a full place setting properly, including chopsticks and Asian soup spoons
  9. clean your place in under 45 minutes, when friends, relatives, or prospective lovers (hahahaha) are coming by unexpectedly, and soon
  10. hold your liquor
  11. cure a hangover
  12. do the Heimlich maneuver
  13. use a compass
  14. change a flat
  15. jump-start a car
  16. open a champagne bottle
  17. send a drink to someone’s table
  18. cook one “signature meal” (I’m shuddering in fear at this one)
  19. whistle with your fingers
  20. take good pictures
  21. fold a fitted sheet (those damn things are so annoying!)
  22. remove common stains
  23. sew a button
  24. carve turkey, lasagna, and birthday cake
  25. hold a baby (hahaha!)
  26. change a diaper (if only I didn’t know how to do this)
  27. keep a plant alive for more than a year
  28. make dogs and cats love you
  29. help someone out of a car
  30. write superior thank-you notes

The rules for my challenge are simple. I have until my thirtieth birthday. I’ll write here about my successes and failures. I’ll try not to burn down any cities (#1–whoops, Dana pointed out this should be #2, not #1), bite off my fingers (#19), or make everyone else’s pets move to my house (#28). As much as possible, I’ll stick to my regular blog posting schedule, but if I have Breaking News, things might get switched up a bit. Breaking News will not include items I feel I already have proficiency in (such as keep a plant alive for more than a year, hold a baby, change a diaper, and a couple of others).

Wanna join me? No age requirements. You can be 30, close to 30, or nowhere near 30 (on either side of the number).

In totally unrelated self-promotion, come by on Friday for an interview with Vintage Veronica author Erica S. Perl, and my first ever Giveaway Awesomeness.

Plain Kate by Erin Bow

A copy of this book landed in my lap (thanks Mary!) and I devoured it.

Kate lives in (what sounds like) Russia in an era of magic and superstition. Her problem: her village has begun to think she is a witch. Yes, she is a carver (skill with a knife is a sign of a witch), she has different-colored eyes (ooh), and she has a cat friend who follows her everywhere (yup, definitely a witch). A mysterious man cruelly helps the witch rumors along, then convinces Kate to leave town, but not before trading her some survival necessities for…her shadow.

Beyond “did I like it?” (because I really, really did), do I think Plain Kate works? Overall, yes. Through the course of the novel I got to know Kate very well, from her love of wood-carving to her fears: of losing her shadow, of being kicked out of the Roamers’ caravan, of being alone. Knowing the character intimately is one of the best ways to get a reader to care.

As far as supporting cast – that is also very strong. My favorite supporting character was Kate’s sidekick, Taggle. A cat. I will say no more about him except you should read this book if for no other reason than to meet Taggle.

What worked best in the book, and what I will be re-reading this book to study, is how the setting and tone work together to create this beautiful, spooky mood. The lyrical prose (you know how I’m always raving about that) is also out of this world…unsurprising as Bow has also published a book of poems.

The beginning felt a little slow to me, but this could be because I was in such a rush to start reading that I didn’t give myself a good chunk of time to get immersed. Once I’d invested a half hour of reading time, I couldn’t put Plain Kate down.

To visit Erin Bow’s website, click here. If you visit, be prepared to forget whatever else you had planned. I found an absorbing essay on her “Odds and Ends” page and stayed up late to read the whole thing.

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Pee

Fantasy: The Ever-Suffering Mother sits on the couch with her NEW, BEAUTIFUL, FANCIFIED laptop, typing away at her Great Work of Young Adult Literature, putting on the finishing touches for her PUBLISHER (this is a fantasy, after all. Indulge me). As she types, she listens to the sweetest sound in the world: “Mamam! I went poop in the potty! I’m going to clean everything up now, wash my hands, and give myself a sticker! Don’t worry about anything. It’s all taken care of!”

The Ever-Suffering Mother sighs contentedly, shifts slightly to accommodate Clarkie, who naps peacefully on the Ever-Suffering Mother’s feet, and calls back, “Nice job, Sweetie! When you’re done, come in here to give me a hug before you finish washing the dishes and mowing the lawn!”

Here is our potty-training lexicon:

  • Go, go, go, go, GO!
  • Poop and pee go in the potty.
  • Tell Mama when you have to go.
  • Big girl underwear!
  • Just like Mommy and Daddy.
  • You may have a sticker after you wash your hands.
  • Good job, Z!

Your potty is covered in stickers. You have pull-up diapers. You even have big-girl underpants with some obscure (to me) cartoon character on them.

You tell me (sometimes) (when it is convenient for putting off bedtime) when you have to go.

So what’s the next step? What’s the next thing for a (lazy, often-inconsistent) mom to do? Am I supposed to keep on keepin’ on? Because if that means “keep on cleaning up pee in Z’s favorite spots in the house,” I don’t know if I’m ready for the Great Potty Training Experience.

Or is that “experiment”?

Everything with you, my precious, willful, sparkling daughter, is an experiment.

The Underneath by Kathi Appelt

Although I read this a couple of months ago, it has stayed with me. The Underneath is so beautifully written, how can it not stay with you? On the surface it is the story of a mother cat, her two kittens, and an old (abused) hound dog who is chained up to a porch in a Louisiana bayou. But it’s also about a mythical snake creature, a family of Native Americans living over a century ago, and the cruel man who is the undeserving owner of the hound.

The “underneath” is the space below the porch, the safe place the mother cat finds to raise her two kittens. Only one curious, adventurous kitten sets into a motion a heart-wrenching story of (a whole bunch of sad stuff) (but ultimately) (redeeming) love.

It’s another one of those books that makes me “feel.” And you know how I feel about those. Highest compliments and praise to the author, but then I need to read some blood-sucking vampire action (with a good dose of either humor or melodrama – both is best) to reaffirm my hope in the world. Sad, isn’t it?

Actually, no, that’s not really true, other than the highest compliments and praise to the author.

**very mild spoiler**

Because this story does reaffirm one’s hope in the world. Maybe not in the middle of the book. The middle has tears, and they are NOT tears of happiness. But hope and love come through in the end, which is more than I can say for Feed. Stupid [ed. Artistic, mind-blowing] book that it is.

But back to my book review. I highly recommend The Underneath. Beautiful, poetic prose and interwoven stories crossing time but all arriving at a single, redemptive space, make the story worth a few tears.

To learn more about Kathi Appelt, visit her website by clicking here.

NiFtY Interview with Jo Hart

Meet Jo Hart, a not-famous-yet author of picture books and a young adult fantasy work-in-progress. I met her through literary agent Mary Kole’s blog, and you can meet her here on mine.

Jo writes, teaches, moms, and lives in Australia. At the moment, we’re doing chapter-by-chapter critiques of each other’s manuscripts. The two of us have had great fun discovering grammatical, dialectical, and other linguistic differences between our uses of the English language. For instance, while I thought “mini-beasts” was a creative way to refer to toddlers, it is actually a widely-accepted term for bugs and insects in Australia.

And here…she…is!

BH: Tell me a little about your work-in-progress, The Wizard of the Middle Realm.
JH: It’s a YA fantasy novel about a 15-year-old girl named Katie. She loves to get lost in novels about wizards and magical creatures until she is thrust into the Middle Realm, a world not much different to the worlds in her books. Now all she wants to do is find a way home. Unfortunately the Middle Realm is a dangerous place and finding the one person who holds the key to her getting home will not be easy.

BH: When did you realize that you were a writer?
JH: Probably the day I learned to write, maybe even before then. I remember making a story book in kindergarten (which is what we call the year before starting school here), I had to get the teacher to write the words of course because I didn’t know how to write yet. Honestly I have always wanted to be a writer; I’ve always loved making up stories and creating characters.

BH: Where do you get most of your ideas and inspiration?
JH: Anywhere and everywhere. I get ideas from dreams, from sitting outside and observing the world around me, from an article in the paper, even books and movies can spark an idea. Take my current WIP: the world itself first came to me when I was walking around the farm with my dog, I would look at the cluster of trees and imagine a forest; the twins were inspired by two girls I went to school with; some of the other characters just spoke to me out of nowhere. I’ve always had an overactive imagination.

BH: Do you have a set writing schedule, or are you more of a “when the mood hits” kind of girl?
JH: I find it hard to schedule or write when the mood hits because I have two young children to work around. I usually take any opportunity I can when I have five minutes to myself (even if it means sometimes choosing writing over doing the dishes).

BH: AMEN on the dishes.

Katie, the main character in The Wizard of the Middle Realm, is a bit timid and lacks in the muscles department, especially compared to a lot of other popular heroes. However, she’s incredibly smart and resourceful. Can you compare her to anyone you know in real life?
JH: Katie’s actually based on me a little bit, what I was like as a teenager anyway. I was always the shy little bookworm at school, although I was a lot more sporty than her. I thought to myself, there are so many heroes out there who are strong and confidant, but what if the hero was just an average teen, someone shy and weak. I think it gives her more room for development as a character; and all the bookworms reading can relate to her.

BH: What does your writing workspace look like?
JH: I write on my computer at my desk usually (although occasionally I use my laptop). The desk is generally untidy, covered in papers and odds and ends (mostly things my children pass to me like books and toys). The desk is in the lounge room so I can type and watch the kids at the same time, it used to be by the window overlooking the garden, but at the moment it’s been shoved into a little alcove in the corner while we’re getting ready to move house (which is where it is in the photo).

BH: Your picture book story, “Can You Jump Like a Kangaroo?” was shortlisted in the smories (original stories for kids) contest. Was this your first short story, or have you written others?
JH: I love writing short stories and children’s stories and have written many in the past. I have a couple of short stories posted on my blog actually.

BH: What is your experience like, balancing writing and motherhood?
JH: It can be hard to balance sometimes. I would love to be able to get lost in my story whenever the mood hits, but my kids are my priority so that doesn’t happen. My youngest naps in the middle of the day, so I usually take the opportunity to write then. My eldest has lunch and plays quietly in the room with me and I eat lunch at the computer while I write. Then if I’m not too tired after they go to bed I do some more writing then. I work as a substitute teacher too, so some days I don’t get any writing done at all.

BH: What is your favorite YA book of all time?
JH: John Marsden’s Tomorrow series (the first book is Tomorrow When the War Began and they’ve just made a movie from it). I first read the series as a teenager and loved them (as did every other teenager I knew back then, boys included). John Marsden has a great talent for writing YA, I used to read all his YA books as a teen and even once got to meet him! If you’ve never heard of him, check out his website. I highly recommend all his books.

And then there’s the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, which I first read as an adult, and fell in love with right away. For me it’s a close competition between Marsden and Rowling.

BH: How about your favorite book on the writing craft?
JH: Kate Grenville’s The Writing Book. It was actually one of the prescribed texts for my Writing major at university, but unlike most other textbooks I had to buy and that ended up in a cupboard never to be read again, I keep Grenville’s book close by my computer as a valuable resource. There are some great writing prompts and activities in there that I even use in the classroom sometimes. It has great advice for all aspects of the writing process from character to dialogue to description. You can check it out here.

BH: Why do you want to be published?
JH: I think it would be amazing to walk into a bookstore and see a book I wrote sitting on a shelf with my name emblazoned across the jacket. It’s always been my biggest dream to be a published author, for my words and ideas to be immortalised in print and live on after I’m gone.

BH: Lately in the publishing blogosphere there’s been a lot of talk about how to craft a good setting for a novel. Because you’re writing a fantasy, I’m wondering what sort of challenges you’ve faced with the setting in your novel, and how you have worked through them.
JH: I suppose the biggest challenge would be conveying the image I see into my head onto the page so the reader can see the world the way I envision it. Of course every reader will interpret and see the world differently, but I want them to get a general sense of the world. Like in the woodland scene in the beginning I want to convey a place that feels lifeless. Usually when I’m describing a setting in my novel I close my eyes to get a clear picture in my head. As I write I think about not just what my characters can see, but how the bark feels on the trees, what smells are in the air, what sounds they can hear. It’s more than just painting a picture with words; creating a setting is about getting the reader to experience it as though they were standing right there alongside your characters.

BH: One thing you do especially well in your writing is convey suspense through narration. Do you have any tips for other writers on how to do this well?
JH: Use the five senses. Get into the main character’s head and imagine yourself in the same situation, what sounds, sights, scents, etc. would make your heart beat faster? And use short sharp sentences, but make sure they vary in length so they don’t become monotonous.

BH: What is the best advice anyone has given you with regards to your writing?
JH: Show, don’t tell. It’s my writing mantra.

You can see a video of a very expressive girl reading Jo’s story “Can You Jump Like a Kangaroo?” here. And for more info and insights into Jo’s life and writing, you can visit her blog.

Thanks for the interview, Jo!